02.25.06
Random Thought # 461
If there’s a Hell, does it have ushers?
“Good evening, madam, may I help you? Ah, yes, let me see now. That would be in the fourth circle, centre section. Walk up these stairs here – it’s the 214th row from the back, you’ll be next to that gentlemen with the leeches stuck all over his naked body. You’re welcome. Have an unpleasant eternity!”
Categories: Whimsy
Anonymous said,
December 8, 2009 at 9:19 am
Never imagined a more polite ushering in to hell..
Randomly inconsistent indeed!..
Mahjabeen said,
December 8, 2009 at 9:19 am
Thats quite a visual!
Hiren said,
December 8, 2009 at 9:19 am
These days hell is on earth. Jessica la’s murderers got away scotfree. Our judicial system is the usher.
Inkblot said,
December 8, 2009 at 9:19 am
Good evening sir. You’ve booked the VIP box. Could we offer you a glass of our finest firefetish-its guaranteed to leave the last taste you’ll evr have on your tongue and a plate of our flinching fireflies?
Bon appetit!
And did I mention, that the box opens out only on the inside, so remember to visit the men’s room before you go in.
Falstaff said,
December 8, 2009 at 9:19 am
Anon: Thanks. After all, they’re just condemning them to suffer for all eternity. There’s no reason they can’t be polite and professional about it.
Mahjabeen: Yes, Bosch is stunning, isn’t he?
Hiren: Well, now, if you’re going to be SERIOUS about it…I’m not sure that earth hasn’t always been hell. What was it Auden said: “Don’t you dream of a world, a society, with no coercion? / Yes, where a foetus is able to refuse to be born”
Inkblot: Ah, so THAT’s how they do it – none of this fire and brimstone stuff you hear so much about – hell is an eternity spent with a full bladder.
Anonymous said,
December 8, 2009 at 9:19 am
Your definition of hell seems pretty alluring..
Probably, it aint that bad afterall..
Anonymous said,
February 25, 2006 at 11:21 am
Never imagined a more polite ushering in to hell..
Randomly inconsistent indeed!..
Mahjabeen said,
February 25, 2006 at 11:49 am
Thats quite a visual!
Hiren said,
February 25, 2006 at 5:30 pm
These days hell is on earth. Jessica la’s murderers got away scotfree. Our judicial system is the usher.
Inkblot said,
February 25, 2006 at 9:12 pm
Good evening sir. You’ve booked the VIP box. Could we offer you a glass of our finest firefetish-its guaranteed to leave the last taste you’ll evr have on your tongue and a plate of our flinching fireflies?
Bon appetit!
And did I mention, that the box opens out only on the inside, so remember to visit the men’s room before you go in.
Falstaff said,
February 25, 2006 at 10:31 pm
Anon: Thanks. After all, they’re just condemning them to suffer for all eternity. There’s no reason they can’t be polite and professional about it.
Mahjabeen: Yes, Bosch is stunning, isn’t he?
Hiren: Well, now, if you’re going to be SERIOUS about it…I’m not sure that earth hasn’t always been hell. What was it Auden said: “Don’t you dream of a world, a society, with no coercion? / Yes, where a foetus is able to refuse to be born”
Inkblot: Ah, so THAT’s how they do it – none of this fire and brimstone stuff you hear so much about – hell is an eternity spent with a full bladder.
Anonymous said,
February 25, 2006 at 10:48 pm
Your definition of hell seems pretty alluring..
Probably, it aint that bad afterall..